JOKE OF THE DAYS....

I am Peter Stuyvesant. I have 2 friends, Benson and Hedges. I comefrom the city of Marlboro, in the Salem high country. I always carrya Mild Seven. One day i was on a White Horse. Going to Kingsway inKent. It was Lucky Strike i fell in love with the daughter of MasterDuke. Her name was YSL. We got married by Perillys, the priest.

We checked in at the house of Dunhill and booked into room number555. I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf. I play with her twoMatterhorns. When i POKED in my Rothmans King Size, she cried indelight, “You are a Rough Rider!!!”. You are riding like a mad Camel.When i asked her if she is satisfied. She answered, “I want MORE!!!”

Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if i want to enter herGudang Garam. She said… depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!